A Gentleman’s Gift Guide For Their Loved One’s Birthdays

On the whole, us gents are appalling at buying gifts. It’s one of the reasons why you get record numbers of males congregating at the 24-hour garage on Christmas Eve. It has also led to the divorce of several of my friends. But it doesn’t have to be that way. All it takes is a little thought, some consideration for the desires of others, and an understanding of who people really are. OK, on second thoughts, maybe that’s a little out of reach for most of us. Just use this guide instead.

Your Mother’s Birthday

Let’s start with something nice and easy. Your mum will be delighted with almost anything you buy at the last minute. Just wrap up it in an old copy of Shoot magazine – you don’t even have to bother to Sellotape it. You see, mothers understand that it is the thought that counts. The very fact that you are there, in her house, just three days after her birthday means more than any gift. Of course, I’m kidding. Make an effort. Buy her some flowers. But, whatever you get her, just turn up on the day and give her a big hug.

You Father’s Birthday

Dad’s are notoriously difficult to buy presents for. But you should. Because, if anything, it will be a little glimpse into the future, with you taking the place of your old man, and your son taking yours. That look of disinterest on your father’s face as he opens another pair of comedy socks will be exactly the same one that you display to your son. Bleak, isn’t it? Still, this is what it’s all about when you’re a man. Presents just don’t cut it. A day out at the football, though? Hell, yeah! And that, folks, is the ideal gift for your father.

Your Girlfriend’s Birthday

Ah. Now things are getting tricky. Frankly, I’m not brave enough to suggest a present for your girlfriend, as I understand what the consequences might be if I get it wrong. So, I’ll keep this short and sweet. First of all, make sure you don’t forget her birthday. That would be a grave mistake. Secondly, seek inspiration from somewhere other than a men’s style blog – no-one here can help you. Try out these gift ideas for her instead. While our suggestion can’t guarantee success, it can reduce your chances of error – considerably.

Your Sibling’s Children

Being an uncle is a wonderful experience. You get to mess around with your sibling’s children, and just pass them back when they start crying, need feeding, or need to visit the bathroom. It’s great. You also have the opportunity to be the most mischievous person your nieces and nephews will ever know. You can teach them bad habits, which you know for sure will get under your sibling’s skin.

Your Best Mate

This one’s easy. A night down The Bugle, several Jaeger Bombs, a few scotches and a quick visit to Big Mo’s Kebab House. Depending on your age, you might follow that up with joining the two-hour queue at the Ritzy. Before, of course, being told to go home because you’re both wearing trainers. Neither of you will remember, and you’ll both be better for it.